Electricity... what a bastard. Really let us down yesterday. But it's ok, because I know that I can do electricity one better every time. It is because I have one of these:

Yes. The power of 31,000 brush strokes a minute right in my hand. It makes me feel more confident, more like a man. In fact, I think it's sort of what owning a gun might feel like. Most importantly, it is a personal victory over electricity. Take that electric power! I own you. And I can put you in my mouth.